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Enough is enough. It's time to shave that scruff.
I know, I know it's easy to feel like those newly grown-out whiskers make you look rugged and ready to take on the world, but let me be the one to tell you before your friends and family are forced to: you need a new razor. Like, now. Believe me. There is a difference between "growing a beard" and "letting yourself slip precipitously into terrifying hermit territory," and sadly, my friend, you're tending towards the latter. It's time to clean yourself up. And copping a grip of new razors is the best place to start.
Frankly, when it comes to re-upping your supply of razors you aren't left with a whole lot of excuses. Because right now, there's more than a handful of truly excellent choices at pretty much ever price point imaginable. Looking for something super inexpensive and fairly disposable? I got you. In the mood to invest in an option that'll keep you stubble-free for years to come? No problem. To help point you in the right direction (and, eventually, win back the grudging respect of those closest to you), I rounded up some of the year's best razors so you can start your search on the right track.
And tell your buddies to stop calling me. It's not my fault you're creeping their kids out over Zoom. Buy the damn razors, dude. I can't keep on making apologies for your appearance. It's embarrassing for everyone.
If you're looking for a disposable razor, Bic is always a solid option. Buy a pack and keep it on hand just in case.
For a solid shaving experience, you can pretty much always count on Gillette. The Mach 3 offers a happy-medium of three blades.
Guarantee a super close shave every time by constantly having fresh, sharp blades. A monthly Harry's subscription will help you get there.
Gillette's Fusion 5 features a precision blade on the back for perfect edges at tough spots like your sideburns.
If your skin is on the sensitive side, get a razor made with that in mind. This one uses a shock absorbing technology to help you apply just the right amount of pressure.
Bevel's sleek design masks a ruthlessly efficient product that'll leave your face stubble-free, sans any bumps or irritation, every time.
Jack Black's ergonomic precision trimmer offers an inset pad grip for added control and super easy handling so you won't slip and nick yourself while you're shaving.
If you prefer a sold razor that you can swap blades in and out of, look to The Art of Shaving. The well-designed handles double as stylish additions to your bathroom sink.
If you haven't considered the safety razor, you should. A single blade means less irritation for most, and Baxter's looks damn good sitting on your sink.
If you're looking to invest in an old-school style from an old-school brand, it doesn't get much more legit than D R Harris, which has been in business since 1790.